According to Mark

Title: According to Mark
Release Date: COMING SOON
Author: H. B. O'Neill

A darkly comic tale of heartbreak and confusion. Robert, devastated and unravelling, turns to his literary hero for help. Unfortunately, Mark Twain’s idiosyncratic advice threatens to accelerate a dangerous spiral.

Some critics mean nothing… so I threw them where they deserve to be thrown…toilets for instance.
Eric Cantona​
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
Brendan Behan​​